Chrystal Dreams

sodamnrelatable:

trying to remember my old passwords more like

(Source: sophiealdred)

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

(Source: flyingscotsman)

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

• Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
• Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
• Plot twist: You're out with friends.
• Plot twist: You're out
• Plot twist: friends

eissubed:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Bullshit. 

What the fuck?

a-pet-misha-collins:

When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise

fffcuk:

give me attention so i can ignore you

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.