Chrystal Dreams

• You: hi
• Stranger: hey
• You: wanna cyber
• Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
• You: ya
• Stranger: And okay then, you start?
• You: i come into ur bedroom
• You: and ur sleeping
• You: and i crawl under your blanket
• Stranger: I'm still asleep
• You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
• You: and u wake up and smile
• Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
• You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
• You: cutting off your penis
• Stranger: wait
• You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
• Stranger: Then what...?
• You: I HATE YOU
• Stranger: I didn't cheat
• You: you bleed to death in your bed
• Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
• You: nobody ever knows what happened
• You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
• You: the end
• Stranger: I have a mercedes?
• You: not anymore faggot
• Your conversation partner has disconnected.

imadifferentbreedofbrittany:

chelsearomainepolite:

askaboutnikki:

I was bitter
because I gave people all the good in me
and they took it
and left …
me.
left the bad
in me
and that over took me
it swallowed me whole
but I have no one to blame
the ones who’ve hurt me
took a piece of me
they did
but
I let them

this is powerful.

perfectly explained.

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

mindless-g-thang:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

ME.

respectmethugtoninatalia: