An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
(Source: flyingscotsman)
yes i do graffiti
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Bullshit.
What the fuck?
When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
give me attention so i can ignore you
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.