i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

I think that’s why I was so ugly

imadifferentbreedofbrittany:

chelsearomainepolite:

askaboutnikki:

I was bitter
because I gave people all the good in me
and they took it
and left …
me.
left the bad
in me
and that over took me
it swallowed me whole
but I have no one to blame
the ones who’ve hurt me
took a piece of me
they did
but
I let them

this is powerful.

perfectly explained.

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself

(Source: zenami)

mindless-g-thang:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

ME.

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respectmethugtoninatalia: